Copper Paste - Tub - 100g

Look, I’ve used a lot of greases, lubes, and pastes in my time spinning wrenches and muttering at seized bottom brackets. But nothing — nothing — could have prepared me for the raw, elemental power of the Motorex Copper Paste.

This isn't just anti-seize.

This is a chalice of molten ambrosia.

A sacred relic passed down by ancient torque wizards.

I dabbed some on a pedal thread — it went in so smoothly I nearly apologized for all the years I spent installing components in raw dog fashion. After using this it made everything I have installed previously feel like I use to use the precision of a medieval battering ram.

Sometimes I crack the lid just to admire the shimmering, coppery swirls. Im not even working on anything. I just want to feel close to it.

Eventually, I did what any normal, rational person would do:

I loaded it into a grease gun.

Why? Because precision. Because elegance. Because I wanted to feel like a hydraulic surgeon applying divine ointment to a machine with a soul. The copper paste didn’t just flow — it glided. And the bolts? They wept with joy.

It spreads like warm wisdom. Thick, confident, and defiant against corrosion. It doesn’t just prevent seizing — it restores hope in mechanical humanity.

I now bring the tub with me everywhere — not because I’ll need it, but because it deserves to witness life. It’s joined me for coffee, sat beside me on long drives, and once watched the sunset with me from a hilltop. We didn’t speak. We didn’t need to.

It…